Just in case you were wondering how stupid we (as a whole) are… here’s the proof.
These are a list of instructions, on various consumer goods.
1) On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
2) On a bar of soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
3) On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
4) On the bottom of a dessert: Do not turn upside down.
5) On another dessert item: Product will be hot after heating.
6) On an iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
7) On Children’s cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On a bottle of sleeping pills: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
9) On most boxes of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
10) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
11) On a can of peanuts: Warning: may contain nuts.
12) On American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
13) On a child’s Superman costume: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly.
14) On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Thank you, thank you very much. I’m here all day.
