Happily After I’m Told

I’m, uh, a very picky person. I don’t mind admitting that. I like certain foods, certain ways, even certain brands.
Unfortunately, I’ve had an on going battle with salad. It all started with Chickfila. I was in love with Chickfila’s croutons and caesar salad dressing (the only things that make salad worth eating… well, except the chicken strips on top). Then, they went and changed them on me. I don’t do change well. But, its a fast food place. So, what can I do? I put in my two cents on their website and tried to move on. I’ll find a new dressing and croutons in the grocery store. Cause, well, things in grocery stores dont go away…
Boy was I wrong. I fell in love with Marie Callender’s Butter and Garlic croutons. Oooo yummy yum. Just thinking about them… But now they’re gone! Gone! (Baby, your) Gone! (Girl you’re gone). It may just be my Kroger (out to get me, I tell you) but they stopped carrying my croutons.
Then, this weekend… I go to get my new favorite dressing, Kraft’s Bacon Caesar dressing. Ohhh that dressing is so tasty. It too was gone! Nooooooooooooo. Why? Kroger? Why? I treat you so well… I swipe my Kroger card on a weekly basis. Why must you tourture me so?!? I’m just trying to eat healthy! (please, nobody needs to point out that my dressing of choice has more calories than a big mac).
I suppose I can search around and see if Food Lion or Harris Teeter are carrying my beloved toppings…
Or I’ll just protest eating salads all together.