People. I am so sick (or rather, so tyerd of being sick) that I’m eating baby oranges. Oranges! I’m on stage 6 of the mutant virus from hell and its pissing me off. I’ve been through a whole bottle of Nyquil and two boxes of tissues. I’ve gone to bed before 9:30 for the past ten days. Ten days! I’ve been chewing my vitamins. I’ve been drinking tea. I havent been going outside with my hair wet. Enough already! And so, I’ve called in the big guns and resorted to something I never ever do. I’m eating oranges. The risk, is that, even though the virus may get scared, my virus fighting soldiers probably dont even know what to do with vitamin C. I’m pretty sure all my body is saying right now is “Wait a minute… thats not cake.”
PS: If you have some random knowledge of baby oranges (clemintines) not containing a proper amount of vitamin C, please keep it to yourself.
16th Feb 2007 | 03:13 pm
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Steve (Oz)
I picture your little white blood cells dressed as soldiers being given a bunch of massive machine guns and looking at them sideways and asking each other, “What are we supposed to do with these?”