You’ve Got The Best Of My Love
Dear Sweet Sweet AJ,
Please, please stop throwing the food I work so hard to prepare overboard. Its not nice and it hurts Mommy’s feelings. You’ve been eating most of these foods on a daily basis and it is completely illogical (and flakey) to suddenly decide you don’t want them anymore. Putting items in your mouth, chewing them, and then spitting them out is also not appreciated. And lets not even talk about taking a big sip of milk and then letting it dribble out of your mouth, soaking your shirt, and the floor.
I know you don’t realize this… but Mommy sacrifices A LOT of herself to provide you yummy and nutritious meals. All I want in return is for you EAT them. And an occasional “mmm.” Mommy wants our time on the weekend to be spent having fun and loving on each other. She does not want to spend it cleaning noodles and blueberries off the floor or rummaging through the pantry and fridge for something else you might eat. Please just eat the yummy things that I provide and we will both be happy.
I love you more than purple,
Mommy